Old Neil

  1. Old Neil (Parody Song of ‘Old Man’)
[Intro]
Old Neil, take a look at your life
You’re half the man that you were
Old Neil, look at our rights
You fight to make them fewer  

[Verse 1]
Old Neil look at your life
In Twenty-Two and you’re such a rich dude
Livin’ high in your paradise
What else is there for you?
Lives lost at such a cost
Took the Jab, and prudence got tossed
Like a pest that won’t get lost
The spike’s now home in you  

[Chorus]
Old Neil, take a look at your life
I’m not at all like you
You need money & power To enforce your views
You deny the words of the wise
Go to hell, we’ll choose  

[Verse 2]
Tony lies to pump his stock price
A grifter crowned in a DC town
“Mandates don’t apply to me I mean they’re just for you”

Cancel Joe or I’ll hit the road
Lookie who now Blackstone owns
Now the Man says to do as you’re told
and I’m rolling that home to you  

[Chorus]
Old Neil, take a look at your life I’m not at all like you
You need money & power To enforce your views
You deny the words of the wise
Go to hell, we’ll choose  

[Outro]
Old Neil, take a look at your life
You’re half the man that you were
Old Neil, look at our rights
You fight to make them fewer